i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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