dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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