i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Operation Purity has been aborted
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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