A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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