just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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