Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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