We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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