that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize