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(757): View more from Virginia

I have demons in me.

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(214): View more from Texas

would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry

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(519): View more from Ontario

I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.

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(716): View more from New York

I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.

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(757): View more from Virginia

According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.

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(618): View more from Illinois

It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex

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(303): View more from Colorado

I told him he looked like my uncle.

(1-303): View more from Colorado

Why would you say that in a bathtub?

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