So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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