Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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