i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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