Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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