ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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