So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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