he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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