cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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