He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Randomize
