she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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