Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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