Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
