Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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