So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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