let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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