so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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