I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she looked like the before picture.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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