So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
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my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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