If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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