all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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