Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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