Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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