i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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