I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
