Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
