Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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