...so i touched it.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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