the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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