shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
where am i from again
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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