are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
