I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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