Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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