i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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