I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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