I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He better not be in your backpack
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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