Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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