did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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