I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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