i barfeds in our rink
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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