did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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