i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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