What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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