Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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