I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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